Call Me Maybe – Arab Version
July 18, 2012
Parody of the hit song called Call Me Maybe.
LYRICS:
I went downstairs to the fridge
looking for some kind of dish
maybe kabob or some riz
but you were in my way
So that is when I tried
to reach to the other side
to maybe get spinach pie
but you were in my way
Meat overflowing
ripped leaf mint was showing
olive oil a-flowing
I like where this is going
Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but I want to eat you
kibbeh nayeh
Hey, I just met you
but you look tasty
I’m gonna eat you
kibbeh nayeh
I don’t know how long it’s been
that you’ve been there in the fridge
I do not want to get sick
cuz you were in my way
Because you’re raw and not fried
don’t want to get E coli
because then I would have to die
cuz you were in my way
Meat overflowing
ripped leaf mint was showing
olive oil a-flowing
Appetite is growing
[CHORUS]
Before you came into my life, I wasn’t so fat
I wasn’t so fat. I wasn’t so so fat
Before you came into my life, I wore the small pants
and you should know that I’m getting so so fat.
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